meowsaidthecarrot:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

(Source: unrealendings)

Imagine the crossovers though

“In my AU, Jesus didn’t die, but he went and fought crime with Odin”

I’d read it.

Moses/Buddha OTP 

I SHIP IT

(Source: hitler-in-the-cupboard)

funniest10k:

But then you see something and you start remembering

(Source: lmaogtfo.me)

sarcasticates:

awalkingrevival:

dontgiveuplittlegirl:

THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Life is now complete

omfg

THIS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREATEST THING EVER.

…

my mouth dropped open and i SCREAMED

yes. 

THIS IS AMAZING! FOREVER REBLOOOOOG! 

More here!

(Source: flyingscotsman)